Welcome to Psychic Jim's World of Astrology
Psychic Jim is renowned the world over for his amazingly accurate predictions. In fact, when it goes dark, the first thing he does is look up at the sky - to stare at the stars and uncover their secrets. Or, if he's wandering home from the pub, he uses them as navigational aids to avoid falling into a hedge.
On this website, you can read Psychic Jim's suspiciously specific horoscopes to discover what the stars and planets have apparently fated to happen to you. And because Psychic Jim has been publishing his horoscopes online since 1999 - back when the internet was still in black and white and didn't have sound - you can view his predictions from the past. They are republished here exactly as they were originally published, only with fewer spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.
If you're curious, you can read Psychic Jim's biography to learn more about our resident astrologer. Or you can possibly email him too - although that largely depends on whether we've remembered to put the email link up.
That's about it, really. Click one of the links above to discover your destiny! Woo-oooo-ooooo!
On this website, you can read Psychic Jim's suspiciously specific horoscopes to discover what the stars and planets have apparently fated to happen to you. And because Psychic Jim has been publishing his horoscopes online since 1999 - back when the internet was still in black and white and didn't have sound - you can view his predictions from the past. They are republished here exactly as they were originally published, only with fewer spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.
If you're curious, you can read Psychic Jim's biography to learn more about our resident astrologer. Or you can possibly email him too - although that largely depends on whether we've remembered to put the email link up.
That's about it, really. Click one of the links above to discover your destiny! Woo-oooo-ooooo!