Psychic Jim's Predictions from the Past
One of the downsides of being an astrologer is that their sole job, their only purpose in life, is to predict the future. When that future becomes the past, their previously-written predictions become whatever the word is for an anti-prediction. A retrodiction, perhaps? Anyway, they become a bit stale and mouldy. The predictions that is, not the astrologer.
Unless you retain your old horoscopes to revisit them years later, there's a good chance that an astrologer's astrological archive gets discarded forever.
This is a great shame, and one which Psychic Jim is determined to put right.
You see, astrologers, like any writers, are mighty proud of their work. Their writings may not be of the standard of Shakespeare, Dickens, Austen or Rowling, but to an astrologer, their predictions are little bits of literary genius. Psychic Jim is no exception. He firmly believes that his mystical ramblings deserve to be preserved, celebrated, and enjoyed by future generations.
So, this section of the site exists as a kind of celestial time capsule - a lovingly curated archive of Mr Jim's extinct - but certainly not stinky or stale - expired forecasts.
Or course, he could simply keep republishing them under different dates and passing them off as new predictions, but that would be cheating. And, Psychic Jim, being the world's greatest astrologer, would never do such a thing.
For authenticity purposes, and not at all because it's too much effort to update them, Psychic Jim has left his sets of horoscopes in the format and layout as originally published, although with slightly better spelling. Oh yes, not only can you revisit the events of the past, you can relive the internet of the past too.
Choose a date from the archive, and prepare yourself for a journey back in time...
Unless you retain your old horoscopes to revisit them years later, there's a good chance that an astrologer's astrological archive gets discarded forever.
This is a great shame, and one which Psychic Jim is determined to put right.
You see, astrologers, like any writers, are mighty proud of their work. Their writings may not be of the standard of Shakespeare, Dickens, Austen or Rowling, but to an astrologer, their predictions are little bits of literary genius. Psychic Jim is no exception. He firmly believes that his mystical ramblings deserve to be preserved, celebrated, and enjoyed by future generations.
So, this section of the site exists as a kind of celestial time capsule - a lovingly curated archive of Mr Jim's extinct - but certainly not stinky or stale - expired forecasts.
Or course, he could simply keep republishing them under different dates and passing them off as new predictions, but that would be cheating. And, Psychic Jim, being the world's greatest astrologer, would never do such a thing.
For authenticity purposes, and not at all because it's too much effort to update them, Psychic Jim has left his sets of horoscopes in the format and layout as originally published, although with slightly better spelling. Oh yes, not only can you revisit the events of the past, you can relive the internet of the past too.
Choose a date from the archive, and prepare yourself for a journey back in time...